Meet The Mafia – Art by Neil Slorance
Thursday, November 20th, 2008This week week it’s the turn of Art by Neil Slorance
Why did you start in business/crafting?
I’ve always been a daydream doodler, at school my books were always covered in monsters, ninjas and various computer game characters. Only in the past two years have I started painting my ideas. I love the feeling I get when I’m painting, it’s like having a nice dream.
How did you come up with your crafty name?
I sometimes use the alias ‘osm art.’ That came from a friend who was teaching english in the Czech Republic; apparently Osm is Czech for the number 8, which is my lucky number and also, on a slightly more superficial note, it sounds like ‘awesome’!
Is your glass half full or half empty?
Sometimes its half full, sometimes half empty, either way I’m probably making a picture about it.
What is your favourite thing that costs nothing?
My brain, walking about, sharing silly faces, sleeping.
Where do you find inspiration for your work?
Personal experience, relationships, dreams, adventures and random thoughts mostly. I also love old sci-fi films with awful special effects and various comics.
Top 5 desert-island essentials?
A pencil, my drawing book, sun cream (I burn easily because I’m a closet ginger), chocolate milk and a football which doubles as my friend when I go all island-crazy.
What is the ugliest most pitiful thing you’ve ever made?
My first few paintings were pretty awful.
What have you made that you’re most proud of?
I entered a painting into a competition when i was just starting out, it was for the travel company Expedia and the national gallery. I was one of the winners and my painting (of two robots flying a kite) was hung in an edinburgh gallery for a few weeks, i was ever so proud!
What’s so great about Glasgow?
There’s always so much happening, its a great place for art and music of all types and there is a nice community spirit between many of the creative people i’ve met and worked with.
Favourite biscuit?
Party rings!
What crafts do you still want to learn?
I would like to get into screen printing so i can make t-shirts and I’d also like to get better at oil painting.
What is your idea of a perfect day?
Up early with no hangover; me and a friend or two go for noodles and sushi and then go somewhere nice and sunny for a walk and some banter. Next it’s off to the pub for a bit where after a few, we’re interrupted by Bill Murray who is looking for a new Ghostbuster. He picks me and we ghost-bust the night away!
What do you do in your day-to-day life, other than being a Mafioso?
I go to college where I study art, I play in a band called Anavris, I hang out with my tortoise herman and sometimes go out with my telescope when its a nice night.
What is your favourite crafting tool?
The dinosaur toothbrush that I use to splatter paint around.
What are your plans for the future?
I would like to get better at what i do and eventually hold a big fancy exhibition with cheese and wine. Maybe a string quartet. And a juggler.
Take a peek into Neil’s world via his myspace page.






















